Drunk Dialed

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:56:55 GMT

Thomas called me at 11 or so completely wasted. Here's a little bit of our conversation (or what i can remember)

T: brandee i think we need a talk that reveals our psychological feelings
M: what if i don't have any psychological feelings that need to be revealed?
T: brandee ive been having meditations about our friendship and you know.. that baseball game.. it was a close one
M: what baseball game?
T: BRANDEE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
T: *pause* WHERE WAS I..? I LOST IT..
T: brandee do you love me
M: yes, i love you
T: if you say no ill kill myself
M: thomas are you drunk?
T: whats the right answer to your questionnn
T: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?! WHOOOO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?!
M: ... huh?!
T: are you and that black guy going out?
M: no.. we're not
T: why not
M: cause were just friends
T: DO YOU WANT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
M: no
T: WHY NOT?!
M: do i have to have a reason?
T: yes
M: i don't know thomas
T: GOOD REASON!
T: I HEAR YOUR AIM, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
M: Renee
T: are you and renee going out?!
M: no
T: does tristan go out with renee?!
M: no
T: do YOU go out with tristan?!
M: no
T: THEN WHO GOES OUT WITH TRISTAN!?
M: no one does
*pause*
M: are you ok?
T: I'M DANDY! HAVE YOU SEEN EPIC MOVIE?!
M: no
T: DO YOU AND TRISTAN GO OUT?!
M: no
T: DO TRISTAN AND SHIRLEY GO OUT?
M: no
T: yes they do!!
M: they used to
T: theyve been going out, hiding in a secret underground lair that you are just finding out about now
M: ok thomas
T: BRANDEE, I WANT LOVE
M: love?
T: yeah, i don't want to have random girls sucking my dick at the beach anymore. i don't even know their last names. I WANT LOVEEEEE. LOOOVVVEEEE.
T: I MISS YOU BRANDEE
M: i miss you too
T: YOU AND ALL YOUR COOL NEW FRIENDS, YOU'RE ALL POPULAR

and it just slowly died and i told him to get some water and go to sleep.
I don't wanna be a prick or anything, but I worry about him drunk. I mean, it's Sunday night at 11PM. I don't want to contradict myself because I've drunk-dialed him before too, but it was usually like a 2 minute phonecall. Blah.

brandeeeeezy

Drunk Dialed